Does it seem like all the good things
in your life are melting away?
Do you wish you could
freeze them in place?
We can help.
Nibbling Ice Cream Rental
Flavoring human desperation
since 1871
I’m Roger Teddsworthy, owner of Nibbling Rental Empire Emporium. Over ten years ago, on one epic winter day in an already interesting businesses man’s life, Rosetta Butterball, CEO of the Nibbling Chamber of Commerce, came to see me in one of my downtown offices.
“Roger,” she says. “You and I both know that Nibbling County Community College is in shambles.”
“What’s that to me?” I wanted to know. “If they declare bankruptcy, I’ll buy up their buildings and open up my latest business idea—Nibbling Couch Potato Gym Rental.”
This makes her laugh boisterously, though I didn’t mean it to be that funny.
Well, to imagine the conversation from that point, you have to know Rosetta. Within the hour, I was on the NCCC board, head of the steering committee to save NCCC from declaring bankruptcy, and on the phone with Hector Klumpp, NCCC’s favorite professor, asking for help to rewrite the NCCC story.
By golly, did we ever change the narrative. Within a decade, we were making millions in surplus, as Nihilist kiddos worldwide were flocking to our little campus to write their own archplot life stories, with Hector Klumpp as their guide.
I’m proudest of developing our Associates Degree in Entrepreneur Business, the only one of its kind in the world as far as I know. We have greenhouse experimental stations and to date 14 of those outlandish ideas have developed into million dollar businesses in their own right.
It hasn’t always been neat and tidy. These youngsters these days sure speak their mind. Someday maybe Hector will give me to okay to let you check out our message board, where they’ve been posting about Hector’s unwise and messy idea to publish his research about the Christian story, which this here web site is all about. I don’t understand that man sometimes, but I know that news is news, and Hector generates it, bringing worldwide attention to our little slice of the world here in Nibbling, bless him!
If you haven’t signed your kids up to NCCC, please do! Take advantage of our Jr. High college credit program. Your aspiring youngster could have an associates degree by the time they’re 15.
But just a little disclaimer to all you homeschool parents—don’t go thinking this is the place for you. Free thinking isn’t our cup of tea. The students that thrive here are kiddos of Nihilist parents, typically, schooled in great schools like Nibbling’s own Darwin Elementary, where we start ’em young in their Beefy Nihilist ways.
If there’s any crisis of meaning while they’re here because of it, why, that’s why we’ve got Hector Klumpp, founder of the Nihilist Lites of America (NLA). Entrust your young Nihilist souls to us. They are safe here at NCCC.
You may be raking it in now, but
someday you’ll need a box for yourself.
We all have to ‘leave’ sooner or later.
Nibbling Box Rental
From coffins to cremation containers
we’ll box you in forever!
Serving the Lesser Minnesota Area
since 1871
Welcome to Nibbling 