
Betrayal
You knew the day could be coming.
But you had no idea
how painful it would be.
It’s tearing you apart.
It’s time to make your move.
Call us when you’re ready.
Jan’s Moving and Storage
Nibbling’s Full Service Mover

Forget Me Not!
Old Oscar Mayeye renews his vows with his wife, Old Mother Mayeye, as they share a laugh at the altar over the last time he’d go without suspenders. Throughout their marriage he’d left their relationship to chance, and they paid a high price for Oscar’s indifference. But from the joy on their faces, it is evident they found something to help escape relational breakup.
Nibbling Wedding Suspenders
Don’t go to the altar without them

Abandonment
You hoped it wouldn’t happen.
But it has.
No one wants you.
Not even the fish.
Why be lonely by yourself?
Come be lonely with us.
The Lesser Minnesota
Association of Ice Fishermen
“Where the ice never melts!”

Two broken-hearted men chase the plane as their
ex-sweethearts depart from
Nibbling Incontinent Airport.
How can you mend a broken heart?
Join us and find out
The Nibbling Society
for the Jilted
Meeting without fail every night
at Old Oscar Mayeye’s still
Hello Folks. Old Oscar here. I founded this here Nibbling Society for the Jilted on March 21, the very day Hector Klumpp’s little brother Andy was born.
Silah
After the parade explosion that blew up my still a few years back, I upgraded all my equipment, don’t ‘cha know? I reckon you won’t find better spirits anywhere’s about here.
Silah
So, come on out.
Why froze yur toes,
when everyone knows,
the wind that blows
yur betrayal snot out.
Silah