Nibbling Chamber of Commerce (NCC)

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Roger Teddsworthy, Owner

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Hi all, Roger Teddsworthy here. Anything business, and you’re talking to the right guy, the only guy, especially in Nibbling (with only one insignificant exception). I’ve been a wildly successful businessman all my life. Many have suggested I write my memoirs, especially about my Rental Business Empire. But I don’t like much to write, nor read much for that matter.

So, when Rosetta asks me to write you passers-by a little something about the businesses in Nibbling, you’d think I would have the strength to say no, given that I can do and say whatever I want in Nibbling. I practically own the town! It’s only Old Mother Mayeye who won’t sell me her Biscuit Delight. She won’t give me her biscuit recipe either, damn her! But back to Rosetta—when THAT lady asks a man to write something for the Nibbling Chamber of Commerce, it would be suicide to refuse. I’m telling you, she is a force!


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So, anyway, I just told you all there is to tell. I own it all, except Old Mother Mayeye, and she won’t sell.

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